but how exactly hot is hot as balls?
we need proof
who here has balls and a thermometer
I have both balls and a thermometer and I can say that my balls are right at 94 Fahrenheit
you have done science a great favor son
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u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
what’s wrong with “xD”?
not now quirkybrittany
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the heat wave in Australia last week
that is some of the most intense “nope”ing i’ve ever seen
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
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[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
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